Ah, the wisdom of the Ancient Chinese.
Through artful divination, and a serious helping of overturned
entrails, they have found the key to the future. I know this to be true, from a set of startling fortunes
provided to me; fortunes too accurate, too revealing of the depths
of truth, too prescient to be considered mere chance. This revelation,
or set of revelations, came to me during chinese meals I have
traditionally ingested on the night before leaving for Antarctica.
As you study these fortunes you may feel the boundary between
the science you know and the hidden, darker world of the unknown
blurring. Or perhaps you will simply chuckle, amused at how chance
can fool the earnest observer. Is the future truly uncertain?
or is it merely wrapped in cellophane?
Click on the following to see the future revealed.
Startlingly Prescient Fortunes
What does the future hold....
What will
you do.....
Where you will be...
What you will get...
How will you change....
What will happen.....
Will I be happy.....
How will I feel.......
Will things change.......
Hmmm. I hope that's the "good" kind
of thrilling, and not the "bad" kind of thrilling.
Well, that certainly is true; Antarctica is
about as far and wide as you can travel, and it is business, as
well as a pleasure.
Within some definitions, this is certainly
true, or exactly the opposite of true, which is also quite interesting.
Can't deny that; although some of the "new"
clothes have been worn a few hundred times.
You won't believe the trouble I have with airport
security checks now that I'm bipolar.
Fortunes found lacking.......
What part of the word "volunteer"
don't you understand?
Think frostbite on special places while crapping
outside in a blizzard. Luxury AND good health, indeed.
You will understand the humor of this after
you get to know me as your boss.
Oh, gee, thanks for the upbeat prognosis.
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